She's as Beautiful as a Foot
She's as beautiful as a foot,
She's as beautiful as a foot,
She heard someone say,
the other day.

Didn't believe it when he bit into her face,
Didn't believe it when he bit into her face,
It tasted just like
a fallen arch.

She's as beautiful as a foot,
She's as beautiful as a foot,
She heard somebody say,
the other day.

Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place,
Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place,
Her face changing now,
a guernsey cow.

She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say, the other day

on Blue Oyster Cult, 1972